All The Dirt All the Grit – Official Hoover Song 1922
All the dirt all the grit.
Hoover gets it every bit.
for it Beats, as it Sweeps, as it Cleans!
It deserves all its fame,
as it backs up every claim’
For it Beats as it Sweeps and it Cleans!
Oh, it’s hi! hi! hee!
The kinds of dirt are three!
We’ll tell the world just what it means
Bing! Bing! Bing!
Spring or Fall,
The Hoover gets them all,
For it Beats as it Sweeps, as it Cleans!